I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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