Do vagina's smell?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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