Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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