They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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