What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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