people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
