yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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