Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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