Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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