Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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