Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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