i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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