are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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