you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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