I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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