This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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