i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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