hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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