Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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