I showed him my bush... on skype.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
How external is "for external use only"?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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