Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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