We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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