oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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