atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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