Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
