so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Randomize
