I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize