We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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