I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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