I wanna passion pit in your ass
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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