Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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