Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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