3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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