I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
