i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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