what if I'm pregnant?
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The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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