she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Randomize
