i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
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