Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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