brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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