my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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