No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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