I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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