just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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