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• (773): View more from Illinois

  When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"

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  Prob not but she was surprised

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash

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  GO. BACK. NOW.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Even my vagina gasped.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.

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• (760): View more from California

  I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"

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• (214): View more from Texas

  So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean

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