It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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