My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
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