Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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