why didn't you poke me back
Need sex. Gaining weight.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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