just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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