All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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