I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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