i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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