So drunk its hurt
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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