your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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