I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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