it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Randomize
