A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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