I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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