you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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